I do not trust people who don’t love themselves and yet tell me, ‘I love you.’ There is an African saying which is: Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt.
Based on genital structure men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants.
The Scots were right all along
The Scots did it to hide more knives on their bodies.
the Scots were right all along
today i found out that my favorite vine has an extended version and i couldnt be happier
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That…..that was beautiful.
[slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens
aliens: [slide nasa $40]
nasa: lmao what aliens
nasa, with $60, holding back tears: we can finally afford some more space rocks
this next trick is a little something i like to call “bulking out my bibliography with articles I barely looked at”
“Works Sighted”
